After a reasonable period - gotta give the girl time to find a new pad. Biel and her peeps will deny it to the end, but Justin's getting bored again. She must be showing her age below the chin as...
Hey, we'll give credit where credit's due, but times are tough; there are no funds available for a big crusty trophy or laser-cut crystal paperweight. All the mentions are honorable, if not the intentions. After the jump, we reminisce over...
Do they still call them magicians, or is the correct term illusionist? Whatever you call him, he's certainly ... opportunistic, always showing up for the pap shot. Britney, Cameron, Pamela ... he's hit 'em all, if for nothing else a...
Must be easy to get rich off your kids like that. After what they did just to be rid of you, and yet you still won't go away. What makes you think anyone wants to see that crap book of...
Looking back, that whole gender question seems pretty small. If only things had stayed that simple. Now you've all learned the hard way that he doesn't always know best. Who'd have thought you'd end up on top? Don't flatter yourself,...
Who wants to waste time running to the loo to relieve oneself? You know damn well if you step away for even five minutes half your stash will be gone. But you gotta go, and the binge is just getting...
Hey, if that's all you've got going for you, by all means, flaunt away. It's not like you've got anything else going for you really. Just flop out those fun bags whenever a need for publicity arises, and you should...
They say that the super-rich aren't affected by inflation and the rising cost of living, but you sure prove that one wrong, don't you? You're a prime example of the over-leveraged subprime era. Cars! Houses! A $20 million yacht! Well,...
Yellow - the brighter the better - seems to be hot this season. Its bright hue can be a distraction from a fashion disaster - or act as a beacon that draws your eye helplessly to it ... only to...
It's like the song says, "If you feel it, must be real", right? I remember when you first hit the big time. You were a slutty Catholic girl who was the biggest pest on the New York club scene, just...
Let's face it. You can sit for those carefully orchestrated interviews and tell the world about the close bond you share with your daughters, but the results suggest a much different reality: one fabulously wealthy and hopelessly scrambled (that boob...
And shouldn't count on Oprah to bail him out. By now, he should have learned not to count on her for anything ... she's made it pretty clear that he's on his own these days. With sinking ratings and a...
Where am I? Whose ugly brown Keds are these on my feet? Why am I wearing grandma jeans with the waistband up under my bra? What do you mean, I can't have my car? Things weren't supposed to be like...
Mr. Blackwell's annual worst-dressed list was released today. He's been doing his snarky little recital, with a humor and delivery that have grown a bit dated, for almost fifty years. He is the best at what he does ... whatever...
I've got a cold, OK? I know you don't care; I figured that out the last time you changed the locks and adopted one of Michael Vicks' dogs. He's a cute little bugger. Every time I take him for a...
You know, it was really nice of you to make dinner tonight. I didn't even know you could cook. I'm still not sure about it; my stomach feels kinda funny and the room is spinning. I've never had meatloaf numb...
I didn't forget about you. You know I would have never left you at the bus station for twelve hours on purpose, but Grandma had one of those accidents again and I almost threw out my back taking away her...
With all the talk about anorexic celebrities and models being bad role models for young girls, why hasn't Celine Dion's name come up? While she was never curvy, she's grown quite narrow and pointy over the years. Her garish make-up...
Disney has some of the best spin artists in the business, but spin will only get you so far. High School Musical is one of their biggest hits in years, but the personal lives of its stars are beginning to...
