Wow. She gives Audrina Partridge a run for the money in the dead-eye department. Just what is she on these days? And where the hell did she get those shoes?!?...
I'll try to make this as painless as possible, but you might want to exercise discretion. It is seldom that such advanced decomposition is seen on a subject still allegedly alive....
Someone needs to tell these airheads that they look more like Squidward than Maid Marion. The headband only looks good on construction workers and tennis players....
Are they sandals? Are they boots? Are they even remotely comfortable or safe to walk in? More importantly, what do they mean?...
They say that the super-rich aren't affected by inflation and the rising cost of living, but you sure prove that one wrong, don't you? You're a prime example of the over-leveraged subprime era. Cars! Houses! A $20 million yacht! Well,...
And look, she even wore a costume! What a silly, self-consumed twit. Her taste in men is as bad as her taste in clothes, but because she doesn't actually pay for her clothes, she has to wear what they give...
I've got a life, too, you know. While neither glamorous nor exciting, it does pay the bills, which is more than I can say for you. But I understand that your needs are unique and expensive, so we'll just have...
I've got a cold, OK? I know you don't care; I figured that out the last time you changed the locks and adopted one of Michael Vicks' dogs. He's a cute little bugger. Every time I take him for a...
You know, it was really nice of you to make dinner tonight. I didn't even know you could cook. I'm still not sure about it; my stomach feels kinda funny and the room is spinning. I've never had meatloaf numb...
This has to be the oddest thing I've ever seen. It's being marketed as an alternative to the strapless bra for large-breasted women. Therein lies the rub: Big boobs don't have trouble holding stuff up. It's the little bitties that...
It cleans dishes, it softens skin ... it's as pure as the driven snow. The same cannot be said of the topics we touched upon this week, but that's okay - nothing a little soap and water can't cure....
Hey, it doesn't seem to bother Mischa when her boobies are exposed - why should it bother a bunch of kids? It's not like she'll ever see them again (the kids, not her boobs). Mischa's not in it to make...
This week we struggled to cope with the end of summer. A few of our friends were kind enough to drop by and help ease our pain....
I don't know anyone other than perhaps Angelina Jolie who could pull off this look. Then again, Mischa Barton always looks pale and pasty. At least the long dress hides her puddin' thighs....
