Talk about celebrity justice. What do you do with a drug addict who has failed rehab four times and violated probation by bringing heroin into a prison parking lot - while his mother fights for her life? You give him...
Wow. She gives Audrina Partridge a run for the money in the dead-eye department. Just what is she on these days? And where the hell did she get those shoes?!?...
Must be easy to get rich off your kids like that. After what they did just to be rid of you, and yet you still won't go away. What makes you think anyone wants to see that crap book of...
OK, not really, but I thought if I said something nice perhaps you could at least pretend. But no, not you. That crappy reality show of yours is sinking faster than the stock market. But you just don't know how...
They're absolutely adorable together. Sam looks out for Lindsay, and keeps her on a straight track. No more drunken public tirades or bump 'n' grind on the dance floor for the former Blohan. What does Sam have that nearly every...
I know it's so hard for Lindsay Lohan to remember her working class roots these days. The only roots she worries about are the ones she seems to get touched up every day or so. But she made a feeble...
Some say it's the blue eyes, but that's no big deal. Your sister's eyes are the same color and that doesn't save her from ugly, so why should it save you? You've got a nice physique, but you're only 27....
You say it doesn't bother you, and after all this time it really shouldn't, but we all know better. You may be miserable and lonely, but at least you're still getting work - your other buddies haven't been so lucky....
I know what y'all are doing. I've seen that funny jacket before, and there's no way I'm putting that thing on again. Do you know how hard it is to bite your nails and smoke trussed up like that? Y'all...
Lindsay Lohan shops all day and parties all night. The actress has been spied out on the town with water bottle - which she used to conceal her drink choices just like in the good old days....
Aahhh, such a tangled web we read in our quest to titillate and tease. Join us for a walk down memory lane ... yes, I know it's just a week, but the short-term memory is always the first to go....
