Big whoop. This week the Barley Churchers announced that their exalted little ruler and his captive wife had made it to their second anniversary. Since when is that a milestone anniversary? What does one buy the couple that lasts two...
Hey, it's not like you're middle-aged and paunchy - you guys are only 21, 22, right? What are you so worried about? Just because you're universally despised in your neighborhood and seem to date a succession of losers and layabouts...
Knock, knock. Who's there? Xenu. Xenu? Xenu join a cult it takes over your life. Even if you don't admit it. They're everywhere. They see everything. They know what you're going to say before you even think of it. And...
They say that the super-rich aren't affected by inflation and the rising cost of living, but you sure prove that one wrong, don't you? You're a prime example of the over-leveraged subprime era. Cars! Houses! A $20 million yacht! Well,...
To their Skipper and the Professor. Mary Ann doesn't count; she's always listing to port and you know she's spiking her fiber shakes. But the other two, especially the big burly one, still talk down to you. Why does he...
You must be thinking that a lot lately. It's hard to believe how things have changed for you in the last few years. It was all golden, and now it's a bit ... cheaper, but it keeps those checks rolling...
It's like the song says, "If you feel it, must be real", right? I remember when you first hit the big time. You were a slutty Catholic girl who was the biggest pest on the New York club scene, just...
Who were you just on the phone with? How come every time we get ready to go to Starbucks you send out a text-blast? I just don't get it. The kids, the dog ... I think there was a bird...
I've got a life, too, you know. While neither glamorous nor exciting, it does pay the bills, which is more than I can say for you. But I understand that your needs are unique and expensive, so we'll just have...
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were sharing a lovely dinner at Coco Payzo restaurant, on the upper west side of Manhattan. The only thing I want to know, is what kind of kiddie menu that restaurant has...or did little...
Katie Holmes definitely has been hanging around Victoria Beckham a lot lately. This was a good look for the "Mad Money" star, as she arrived at the 'Ed Sullivan Theater', for the Late Show with David Letterman. Pics Via:...
Tom Cruise was spotted hiding from paparazzi in Times Square, NYC. He's in town with his wife, who is promoting her latest film, "Mad Money". Pics Via: WENN.com...
Yes, they have achieved a certain type of world domination. They are the proud parents of a gorgeous brood of children, they're two of the most beautiful people in the world, and they've become positively boring. But there are other...
Nicole Kidman is angry at her ex-husband Tom Cruise as he let his new wife Katie Holmes tell Parade magazine that his two adopted children with Kidman call her “Mom.”...
Katie Holmes got into the holiday spirit with a festive lunch with girlfriends — and a $100,000 shopping spree!...
Tom Cruise's children with Nicole Kidman call his new wife Katie Holmes 'mom'. Katie, 29, revealed she has such a bond with Isabella, and 12-year-old Connor - who both live with Katie and Tom in Los Angeles - they refer...
Katie Holmes has been voted the Most Stylish Star of 2007. The stunning actress, who is married to Tom Cruise, has topped a poll conducted by America's OK! magazine to find the most fashionable celebrity....
While researching his book on Tom Cruise, do you think Andrew Morton wondered why the popular American press hadn't covered Scientology? He could have asked around a bit. What he would have found out may have made him reconsider. If...
I mean, c'mon. Halloween's coming. There's all kinds of ghouls and goblins out there just cruising for fresh meat. And if that's not bad enough, Spencer Pratt is shopping a sex tape - that means it's beef curtains for us...
If so, Horatio will find out. Nothing gets past his bushy red eyebrows. But the fate of this sleazoid makes everyone wonder if the Church of Scientology took him out for extorting their biggest benefactor....
