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Fashion designer Karl Lagerfeld casts his eye over Salma Hayek's Boobs. the rich pair appeared on some German television programme over the weekend. Lagerfeld seemed rather perplexed by the ensemble or maybe he was looking for ideas for the next Chanel show.

Pregnant Kate Moss spends time on the beach with her daughter Lila Grace and friends including Marc Jacobs. One key friend was Lorenzo Martone , Marc's lover for the past few months. Apparently Lorenzo Martone has a job and can pay her own bills unlike Jason Preston. that said Marc being messy with gorgeous Jason was a pretty mess..... this is well ....average

WHICH autocratic fashion designer dropped out of sight for several months last year after a face-lift went wrong? The surgeon cut a nerve in his neck, and he needed rehabilitation to move his face properly . . .

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Everyone looked so healthy at Chanel Haute Couture Fall 2008.

Designer Donatella Versace is reportedly desperate for Gerard Butler to front the Spring 2009 Mens Versace Ad campaign. Thing is Gerard Butler's sexy body of 300 days is long gone. So we ask what is this mess thinking?